"Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic."
"I was thinking," Alice said, very politely, "which is the best way out of this wood; it's getting so dark. Would you tell me, please?"
But the fat little men only looked at each other and grinned.
They looked so exactly like a couple of great school-boys that Alice couldn't help pointing her finger at Tweedledum and saying, "First Boy!"
"Nohow!" Tweedledum cried out, briskly, and shut his mouth up again with a snap.
"Next Boy!" said Alice, passing on to Tweedledee, though she felt quite certain he would only shout out "Contrariwise!" and so he did.
"You've begun wrong!" cried Tweedledum. "The first thing in a visit is to say, 'How d' ye do?' and shake
