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A possible scene to set up “The Ice Cream Tango”

(Possibly some introductory dialogue, indicating that the four people are friends, that it is summer, etc.)

(Bell rings offstage)

A: What's that?

B: Could it be an ice cream truck?

C: I didn't think they existed any more.

D: Remember when we were kids how we used to look forward to the Good Humor Man?

(All laugh) (trill in the music)

Soprano: (spoken) As a matter of fact, do you know what I would really like right now?

(sings) I would like some ice cream.......


Possible scene after the song

(During "two chocolates, two vanillas", A looks out the window.)

A: Hey, he's gone!

(All register disappointment.)

B: He must have left while we were standing around here singing.

All resume singing with "Nothing the world has ever known", etc.