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NO WISH TO INTRUDE.
A few days since, a grand jury in the far west, ignored a bill against a huge negro for stealing chickens, and beforo discharging him from custody, the judge bade him stand reprimanded; he conconcluded as follows:-"You may go now, John; but (shaking his finger at him,) let me warn you never to appear here again." John, with delight beaming from his big white eyes, and a broad grin, displaying a new row of beautiful ivory replied,-"I wouldn't bin dis time, judge, only de constable fotch me!"
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SCENE IN A SCHOOL-ROOM.
"What studies do you intend to pursue?" said an erudito pedagogue one day, as a Johnny-raw entered his school-room. "Why, I shall study read, I suppose, wouldn't ye?" "Yes; but you will not want to read all the time; are you well acquainted with figures?"-"It's a pity if I ain't, when I cyphered clean through adoption."-"Adoption! what rule is that?"-"Why, it's the double rulo of two; you know that twice two is four; and, according to adoption, twice four is two!"-"You may take your seat, sir," said the schoolmaster. "You may tako your'n too," said the pupil; "for it's a poor rule that won't work both ways."
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