had these words following, Murmur, sirs, is eke oft among lay folk. Both babe
and parent now glorify their Maker, the one in limbo gloom, the other in purge
fire. But, gramercy, what of those Godpossibled souls that we nightly
impossibilise, which is the sin against the Holy Ghost, Very God, Lord and
Giver of Life? For, sirs, he said, our lust is brief. We are means to those small
creatures within us and nature has other ends than we. Then said Dixon
junior to Punch Costello wist he what ends. But he had overmuch drunken
and the best word he could have of him was that he would ever dishonest a
woman whoso she were or wife or maid or leman if it so fortuned him to be
delivered of his spleen of lustihead. Whereat Crotthers of Alba Longa sang
young Malachi’s praise of that beast the unicorn how once in the millennium
he cometh by his horn the other all this while pricked forward with their
jibes wherewith they did malice him, witnessing all and several by saint Foutinus
his engines that he was able to do any manner of thing that lay in man to do.
Thereat laughed they all right jocundly only young Stephen and sir Leopold
which never durst laugh too open by reason of a strange humour which he
would not bewray and also for that he rued for her that bare whoso she might
be or wheresoever. Then spoke young Stephen orgulous of mother Church that
would cast him out of her bosom, of law of canons, of Lilith, patron of
abortions, of bigness wrought by wind of seeds of brightness or by potency of
vampires mouth to mouth or, as Virgillius saith, by the influence of the occident
or by the reek of moonflower or an she lie with a woman which her man has but
lain with, effectu secuto, or peradventure in her bath according to the opinions of
Averroes and Moses Maimonides. He said also how at the end of the second
month a human soul was infused and how in all our holy mother foldeth ever
souls for God’s greater glory whereas that earthly mother which was but a dam
to bring forth beastly should die by canon for so saith he that holdeth the
fisherman’s seal, even that blessed Peter on which rock was holy church for all
ages founded. All they bachelors then asked of sir Leopold would he in like case
so jeopard her person as risk life to save life. A wariness of mind he would answer
as fitted all and, laying hand to jaw, he said dissembling, as his wont was, that as
it was informed him, who had ever loved the art of physic as might a layman,
and agreeing also with his experience of so seldom seen an accident it was
good for that Mother Church belike at one blow had birth and death pence
and in such sort deliverly he scaped their questions. That is truth, pardy, said
Dixon, and, or I err, a pregnant word. Which hearing young Stephen was a
marvellous glad man and he averred that he who stealeth from the poor lendeth
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