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We’ve wonderful grand puppet shows,
A wonderful sight to beholders,
We’ve wonderful boots for the beaux,
And coats made with wonderful shoulders!
We’ve wonderful doctors call’d quacks,
With wonderful puffs in the papers;
Will tell you of wonderful facts,
And cut you most wonderful capers,
With one little wonderful pill,
They every disorder keep under,
For if they can’t cure they can kill,
And where is the difference I wonder.
We’ve wonderful foes on the sea,
Who kick up a wonderful riot,
We’ll bang them with wonderful ease,
And make them all wonderful quiet.
In Egypt we’d wonderful works,
Bonuparte the great undertaker,
Went to take the whole land from the Turks.
But could not get one single acre,
Take a peep at our wonderful ladies,
They look all so wonderful pretty,
Each wig now so wonderful made is,
To suit brown, yellow, and jetty.
We've wonderful pratting old tabby,
Who Ministers should lay a tax on,
