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If you would effectually counteract your own attempts to do well, be a drunkard; and you will not be disappointed.
If you wish to repel the endeavours of the whole human race to raise yon to character, credit, and prosperity, be a drunkard; and you will assuredly triumph.
If you are determined to be poor, be a drunkard; and you will soon be ragged and pennyless.
If you would wish to starve your family, be a drunkard; for that will consume the means of their support.
If you would be spunged on by knaves, be a drunkard; and that will make their task easy.
If you wish to be robbed, be a drunkard; which will enable the thief to do it with more safety.
If you wish to blunt your senses, be a drunkard; and you will soon be more stupid than an ass.
If you would become a fool, be a drunkard ; you will soon lose your understanding.
If you wish to incapacitate yourself for rational intercourse, be a drunkard ; for that will render you wholly unfit for it.
