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think ye'er a fools but myſel; for I came here to get a guide ſupper, an other fouk has gotten their ſkin weel paid.

By this time up got John the bridegroom, that was Jocky before he was married, but should not get his breeks; yet wi' a horſe nail he tacked his ſark tail between his legs, that ane might ſee what every body ſhould hide, and rambling, he cries Settle ye, or I'll gar my uncle ſettle ye, an faſten ye're heads wi' my auld ſupple.

Poor Rab Reid the fiddler, took a ſudden daft; ſome ſaid he was maw turn'd wi' the a' for he bocked up a' the barley an then gar'd the ale gae like a rain-bow frae him, as brown as wort broſe.

The hurly burly being ended, an naething but fair words and ſhaking o' hands, which was a ſure ſign o' an agreement; they began to cow their cutted lugs an' waſh their fairs, a' but Jockey's mither, wha cries out, a black end on you and your wedding baith; for I hae gotten a hunder holes dung in my arſe wi' the heckle teeth.

Jocky anſwers. A e'en had you wi' them than mither, ye will e'en be the better fair'd,

Up gets uncle Rabby, an auld Sandy the ſutor of Seggyhole, to put every thing in order; they prappet up the bed wi a rake an a rippling kame; the bearers being baoken they made a ſolid foundation of peats, and laid on the cuff beddan bowſters, where Jockey an Maggy was beddet the ſecond time.