Punch/Volume 147/Issue 3818/Our Overburdened Heroes

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Punch, Volume 147, Issue 3818 (September 9th, 1914)
Our Overburdened Heroes by Graves, C. L. and Lucas, E. V.
4257489Punch, Volume 147, Issue 3818 (September 9th, 1914) — Our Overburdened HeroesGraves, C. L. and Lucas, E. V.

"The K. of K."

SMOKER'S COMPANION

Comprising two pipes, cigar holder, cigarette holder, pipe cleaner, patent lighter, smoker's knife, pouch with silver plate for monogram, match box, and burning glass. All compactly contained in crocodile leather case.

Price Three Guineas.

Should be in every officer's kit.


HAMMERSTEIN AND PUMMELOFF.

Genuine Offer to all Soldiers on Foreign Service.

Superb Boudoir Grand Pianos

At 25 per cent. reduction.

Will just fit into a Bell tent.
With removable legs.

Can be also used as a bed or a billiard table.


The Combined
REVOLVER, FLASK & TIN-OPENER.

Occupies no room. Invaluable in Camp and Action.

Price £10.

Should be in every knapsack.


GNU-BOOT-EASE.

The invaluable Remedy on Long Marches.

One Shilling per packet.

Should be in every Soldier's knapsack.


To all who are going to the Front.

Don't start without one of

DIPPER'S PANDEMONIUM GRAMOSCOPES.

Enlivens the Bivouac. Promotes Optimism.

Price, during continuance of hostilities, 50 gns.; with special truck, 250 gns.


THE A1 PORTABLE KITCHENER.

With this compact and serviceable rango a delicious hot meal can be cooked in a few minutes in whatever way is wished—by roasting, boiling, baking or grilling.

Total weight, 8 lbs.

Price Four Guineas.

Should be in every Soldier's knapsack.


THE "ROBERTS" TOILET SET.

Comprising 1 bottle refreshing dentifrice, 1 cake scented soap, 1 bottle Eau de Cologne (warranted made in England), 1 tube face-cream. Neatly packed in art case.

One Guinea.

A Charming Present for our Brave Lads or the French.


The
"IAN HAMILTON" SHOULDER BALM.

For bruises caused by recoiling rifles.

5s. Tins at half price to every bonâ-fide soldier.

No knapsack should be without it.


Important Notice.

Messrs. PUDELHEIMER and JOSKINS, the Famous Art Dealers,

Offer their Entire Stock of Horrifying Post-Impressionist and Futurist Pictures and Sculpture

To Officers serving Abroad or on Home Defence.

No reasonable offer refused.

No enemy can stand against them.

The Gorey Gallery, Bond Street.