Punch/Volume 147/Issue 3832/The Willow Pattern Plate

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Punch, Volume 147, Issue 3832 (December 16th, 1914)
The Willow-Pattern Plate by J. Cobb
4262523Punch, Volume 147, Issue 3832 (December 16th, 1914) — The Willow-Pattern PlateJ. Cobb
A Philistine? Then you will smile
At this old willow-pattern plate
And junks of long-forgotten date
That anchor off Pagoda Isle;

At little pig-tailed simpering rakes
Who kiss their hands (three miles away)
To dainty beauties of Cathay
Beside those un-foreshortened lakes.

With hand on heart they smile and sue.
Their topsy-turvy world, you say,
Is out of all perspective? Nay,
'Tis we who look at life askew.

Dreams lose their spell; hard facts we prize
In our humdrum philosophy;
But, could we change, who would not be
A suitor for those azure eyes?

Who would not sail with fairy freight
Piloting some flat-bottomed barge—
A size too small, or else too large—
On this old willow-pattern plate?