Shakespeare - First Folio facsimile (1910)/The Two Gentlemen of Verona/Act 1 Scene 2
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Scæna Secunda.
Enter Iulia and Lucetta.
Iul.
But say, Lucetta (now we are alone)
Would'st thou then counsaile me to fall in loue?
But say, Lucetta (now we are alone)
Would'st thou then counsaile me to fall in loue?
Luc.
I, Madam; so you stumble not vnheedfully.
I, Madam; so you stumble not vnheedfully.
Iul.
Of all the faire resort of Gentlemen,
That euery day with par'le encounter me,
In thy opinion which is worthiest loue?
Of all the faire resort of Gentlemen,
That euery day with par'le encounter me,
In thy opinion which is worthiest loue?
Lu.
Please you repeat their names, ile shew my minde,
According to my shallow simple skill.
Please you repeat their names, ile shew my minde,
According to my shallow simple skill.
lu.
What thinkst thou of the faire sir Eglamoure?
What thinkst thou of the faire sir Eglamoure?
Lu.
As of a Knight, well-spoken, neat, and fine;
But were I you, he neuer should be mine.
As of a Knight, well-spoken, neat, and fine;
But were I you, he neuer should be mine.
lu.
What think'st thou of the rich Mercatio?
What think'st thou of the rich Mercatio?
Lu.
Well of his wealth; but of himselfe, so, so.
Well of his wealth; but of himselfe, so, so.
lu.
What think'st thou of the gentle Protheus?
What think'st thou of the gentle Protheus?
Lu.
Lord, Lord: to see what folly raignes in vs.
Lord, Lord: to see what folly raignes in vs.
Iu.
How now? what meanes this passion at his name?
How now? what meanes this passion at his name?
Lu.
Pardon deare Madam,'tis a passing shame,
That I (vnworthy body as I am)
Should censure thus on louely Gentlemen.
Pardon deare Madam,'tis a passing shame,
That I (vnworthy body as I am)
Should censure thus on louely Gentlemen.
Iu.
Why not on Protteus, as of all the rest?
Why not on Protteus, as of all the rest?
Lu.
Then thus: of many good, I thinke him best.
Then thus: of many good, I thinke him best.
Iul.
Your reason?
Your reason?
Lu.
I haue no other but a womans reason:
I thinke him so, because I thinke him so.
I haue no other but a womans reason:
I thinke him so, because I thinke him so.
Iul.
And would'st thou haue me cast my loue on him?
And would'st thou haue me cast my loue on him?
Lu.
I: if you thought your loue not cast away.
I: if you thought your loue not cast away.
lul.
Why he, of all the rest, hath neuer mou'd me.
Why he, of all the rest, hath neuer mou'd me.
Lu.
Yet he, of all the rest, I thinke best loues ye.
Yet he, of all the rest, I thinke best loues ye.
lul.
His little speaking, shewes his loue but small.
His little speaking, shewes his loue but small.
Lu.
Fire that's closest kept, burnes most of all.
Fire that's closest kept, burnes most of all.
lul.
They doe not loue, that doe not shew their loue.
They doe not loue, that doe not shew their loue.
Lu.
Oh, they loue least, that let men know their loue.
Oh, they loue least, that let men know their loue.
lul.
I would I knew his minde.
I would I knew his minde.
Lu.
Peruse this paper Madam.
Peruse this paper Madam.
lul.
To lulia : say, from whom?
To lulia : say, from whom?
Lu.
That the Contents will shew.
That the Contents will shew.
lul.
Say, say: who gaue it thee?
Say, say: who gaue it thee?
Lu.
Sir Valentines page: & sent I think from Protheus;
He would haue giuen it you, but I being in the way,
Did in your name receiue it; pardon the fault I pray.
Sir Valentines page: & sent I think from Protheus;
He would haue giuen it you, but I being in the way,
Did in your name receiue it; pardon the fault I pray.
lul.
Now (by my modesty) a goodly Broker:
Dare you presume to harbour wanton lines?
To whisper, and conspire against my youth?
Now trust me,'tis an office of great worth,
And you an officer fit for the place:
There: take the paper: see it be return'd,
Or else returne no more into my sight.
Now (by my modesty) a goodly Broker:
Dare you presume to harbour wanton lines?
To whisper, and conspire against my youth?
Now trust me,'tis an office of great worth,
And you an officer fit for the place:
There: take the paper: see it be return'd,
Or else returne no more into my sight.
Lu.
To plead for loue, deserues more fee, then hate.
To plead for loue, deserues more fee, then hate.
Iul.
Will ye be gon?
Will ye be gon?
Lu.
Exit.That you may ruminate.
Exit.That you may ruminate.
lul.
And yet I would I had ore-look'd the Letter;
It were a shame to call her backe againe,
And pray her to a fault, for which I chid her.
What 'foole is she, that knowes I am a Maid,
And would not force the letter to my view?
Since Maides, in modesty, say no, to that,
Which they would haue the profferer construe, I.
Fie, fie: how way-ward is this foolish loue;
That (like a testie Babe) will scratch the Nurse,
And presently, all humbled kisse the Rod?
How churlishly, I chid Lucetta hence,
When willingly, I would haue had her here?
How angerly I taught my brow to frowne,
When inward ioy enforc'd my heart to smile?
My pennance is, to call Lucetta backe
And aske remission, for my folly past.
What hoe: Lucetta.
And yet I would I had ore-look'd the Letter;
It were a shame to call her backe againe,
And pray her to a fault, for which I chid her.
What 'foole is she, that knowes I am a Maid,
And would not force the letter to my view?
Since Maides, in modesty, say no, to that,
Which they would haue the profferer construe, I.
Fie, fie: how way-ward is this foolish loue;
That (like a testie Babe) will scratch the Nurse,
And presently, all humbled kisse the Rod?
How churlishly, I chid Lucetta hence,
When willingly, I would haue had her here?
How angerly I taught my brow to frowne,
When inward ioy enforc'd my heart to smile?
My pennance is, to call Lucetta backe
And aske remission, for my folly past.
What hoe: Lucetta.
Lu.
What would your Ladiship?
What would your Ladiship?
lul.
Is't neere dinner time?
Is't neere dinner time?
Lu,
I would it were,
That you might kill your stomacke on your meat,
And not vpon your Maid.
I would it were,
That you might kill your stomacke on your meat,
And not vpon your Maid.
Iu.
What is't that you
Tooke vp so gingerly?
What is't that you
Tooke vp so gingerly?
Lu.
Nothing.
Nothing.
Iu.
Why didst thou stoope then?
Why didst thou stoope then?
Lu.
To take a paper vp, that I let fall.
To take a paper vp, that I let fall.
Iul.
And is that paper nothing?
And is that paper nothing?
Lu.
Nothing concerning me.
Nothing concerning me.
Iul.
Then let it lye, for those that it concernes.
Then let it lye, for those that it concernes.
Lu.
Madam, it will not lye where it concernes,
Vnlesse it haue a false Interpreter.
Madam, it will not lye where it concernes,
Vnlesse it haue a false Interpreter.
Iul.
Some loue of yours, hath writ to you in Rime.
Some loue of yours, hath writ to you in Rime.
Lu.
That I might sing it (Madam) to a tune:
Giue me a Note, your Ladiship can set
That I might sing it (Madam) to a tune:
Giue me a Note, your Ladiship can set
Iul.
As little by such toyes, as may be possible:
Best sing it to the tune of Light O, Loue.
As little by such toyes, as may be possible:
Best sing it to the tune of Light O, Loue.
Lu.
It is too heauy for so light a tune.
It is too heauy for so light a tune.
Iu.
Heauy? belike it hath some burden then?
Heauy? belike it hath some burden then?
Lu.
I: and melodious were it, would you sing it,
I: and melodious were it, would you sing it,
Iu.
And why not you?
And why not you?
Lu.
I cannot reach so high.
I cannot reach so high.
Iu.
Let’s see your Song:
How now Minion?
Let’s see your Song:
How now Minion?
Lu.
Keepe tune there still; so you will sing it out:
And yet me thinkes I do not like this tune.
Keepe tune there still; so you will sing it out:
And yet me thinkes I do not like this tune.
Iu.
You doe not?
You doe not?
Lu.
No (Madam) tis too sharpe.
No (Madam) tis too sharpe.
Iu.
You (Minion) are too saucie.
You (Minion) are too saucie.
Lu.
Nay, now you are too flat;
And marre the concord, with too harsh a descant:
There wanteth but a Meane to fill your Song.
Nay, now you are too flat;
And marre the concord, with too harsh a descant:
There wanteth but a Meane to fill your Song.
Iu.
The meane is dround with you vnruly base.
The meane is dround with you vnruly base.
Lu.
Indeede I bid the base for Protheus.
Indeede I bid the base for Protheus.
Iu.
This babble shall not henceforth trouble me;
Here is a coile with protestation:
Goe, get you gone: and let the papers lye:
You would be fingring them, to anger me.
This babble shall not henceforth trouble me;
Here is a coile with protestation:
Goe, get you gone: and let the papers lye:
You would be fingring them, to anger me.
Lu.
She makes it strange, but she would be best pleas’d
To be so angred with another Letter.
She makes it strange, but she would be best pleas’d
To be so angred with another Letter.
Iu.
Nay, would I were so angred with the same:
Oh hafefull hands, to teare such louing words;
Injurious Waspes, to feede on such sweet hony,
And kill the Bees that yeelde it, with your stings;
Ile kisse each seuerall paper, for amends:
Looke, here is writ, kinde Iulia: vnkinde Iulia,
As in reuenge of thy ingratitude,
I throw thy name against the bruzing-stones,
Trampling contemptuously on thy disdaine.
And here is writ, Loue wounded Protheus.
Poore wounded name; my bosome, as a bed,
Shall lodge thee till thy wound be throughly heal'd;
And thus I search it with a seueraigne kisse.
But twice, or thrice, was Protheus written downe:
Be calme (good winde) blow not a word away,
Till I haue found each letter, in the Letter,
Except mine own name: That, some whirle-winde beare
Vnto a ragged, fearefull, hanging Rocke,
And throw it thence into the raging Sea.
Loe, here in one line is his name twice writ:
Poore forlorne Protheus, passionate Protheus:
To the sweet Iulia: that ile teare away:
And yet I will not, sith so prettily
He couples it, to his complaining Names;
Thus will I fold them, one vpon another;
Now kisse, embrace, contend, doe what you will.
Nay, would I were so angred with the same:
Oh hafefull hands, to teare such louing words;
Injurious Waspes, to feede on such sweet hony,
And kill the Bees that yeelde it, with your stings;
Ile kisse each seuerall paper, for amends:
Looke, here is writ, kinde Iulia: vnkinde Iulia,
As in reuenge of thy ingratitude,
I throw thy name against the bruzing-stones,
Trampling contemptuously on thy disdaine.
And here is writ, Loue wounded Protheus.
Poore wounded name; my bosome, as a bed,
Shall lodge thee till thy wound be throughly heal'd;
And thus I search it with a seueraigne kisse.
But twice, or thrice, was Protheus written downe:
Be calme (good winde) blow not a word away,
Till I haue found each letter, in the Letter,
Except mine own name: That, some whirle-winde beare
Vnto a ragged, fearefull, hanging Rocke,
And throw it thence into the raging Sea.
Loe, here in one line is his name twice writ:
Poore forlorne Protheus, passionate Protheus:
To the sweet Iulia: that ile teare away:
And yet I will not, sith so prettily
He couples it, to his complaining Names;
Thus will I fold them, one vpon another;
Now kisse, embrace, contend, doe what you will.
Lu.
Madam: dinner is ready: and your father staies.
Madam: dinner is ready: and your father staies.
Iu.
Well, let vs goe.
Well, let vs goe.
Lu.
What, shall these papers lye, like Tel-tales here?
What, shall these papers lye, like Tel-tales here?
Iu.
If you respect them; best to take them vp.
If you respect them; best to take them vp.
Lu.
Nay, I was taken vp, for laying them downe.
Yet here they shall not lye, for catching cold. -
Nay, I was taken vp, for laying them downe.
Yet here they shall not lye, for catching cold. -
Iu.
I see you haue a months minde to them.
I see you haue a months minde to them.
Lu.
I (Madam) you may say what sights you see;
1 see things too, although you iudge I winke.
I (Madam) you may say what sights you see;
1 see things too, although you iudge I winke.
Iu.
Exeunt.Come, come, wilt please you goe.
Exeunt.Come, come, wilt please you goe.