Sour Sonnets of a Sorehead & Other Songs of the Street/Sour Sonnets of a Sorehead

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Sour Sonnets of a Sorehead & Other Songs of the Street
by James Percival Haverson
Sour Sonnets of a Sorehead
1632764Sour Sonnets of a Sorehead & Other Songs of the Street — Sour Sonnets of a SoreheadJames Percival Haverson


Sour Sonnets of a Sorehead


The Sorehead

Sorehead Sonnet One
Don't talk to me of bein' down an' out, …

Sorehead Sonnet Two
Two months ago the union called a strike, …

Sorehead Sonnet Three
If I could pound a pickaxe into Fate, …

Sorehead Sonnet Four
At night when I am goin' home to eat, …

Sorehead Sonnet Five
Aw, what's the use of anything at all? …

Sorehead Sonnet Six
Life is a lemon that is handed out …

Sorehead Sonnet Seven
If I could lay me lunch hooks on a dime …

Sorehead Sonnet Eight
If I could hit a healthy handed hunch …

Sorehead Sonnet Nine
To-day I saw the girl go glidin' by …

Sorehead Sonnet Ten
It is a pipe to grin when you're on top, …

Sorehead Sonnet Eleven
If any cop should find me on his beat— …

Sorehead Sonnet Twelve
I've heard that ancient wheeze that says a knock …

Sorehead Sonnet Thirteen
Aw cut it, cul, quit shootin' off hot air. …

Sorehead Sonnet Fourteen
The other day I nearly got a job; …

Sorehead Sonnet Fifteen
It's me to join the Pikers' Promenade, …

Sorehead Sonnet Sixteen
I've switched that dippy dope I smoked before, …