The Canary/Donald and Paddy

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The Canary
by Anonymous
Donald and Paddy by unknown author
4509983The Canary — Donald and PaddyUnknown

THE

CANARY.

Donald and Paddy.

Tune.—Ballynamony.

As Donald and Paddy were one day a-walking,
(illegible text)s Paddy to Donald, you're always a talking,
(illegible text), honey, you make such a pribbling and prabbling,
(illegible text)my shoul, I had much rather hear a goose gabbling.
Ballynamony and Oro, &c.
The sweet Irish lingo for me.

(illegible text)oth Donald to Paddy, shu pi a pig fool,
(illegible text) sud learn better manners, and gang to the school.
In the pig towns o' Scotland when shul come ashore.
They'll pi cry, see the Pat wi' hims packside afore.
Ballynamony and Oro, &c.
A Paddy's an unco queer thing.

Says Paddy to Donald, I'd beg you to whisht,
Or by our Saint Patrick, I'll lend you my fist.
Quoth Donald to Pady, shu maunna do that
Or they'll cry, see the Highland man threshing the Pat.
Ballynamony and Oro, &c.
The Highlandman threshing the Pat.

Well, well then, cries Paddy, let's make up the matter,
Now, as we're both learn'd men, we cannot do better,
Than both to shake hands o'er a good hearty doze
O the stout Irish Usquebæ smells at my nose.
Ballynamony and Oro, &c.
The stout Irish whisky for me.

Contented says Donald, and so may dear Pat,
I'll propose a learn’d squestion to keep us in chat,
Pi a very learn'd squestion as soon shu'll pi see,
And pi shu'll can tell't shu'll pi pester as me.
Ballynamony and Oro, &c
A fine learned squestion for me.

Now the squestion pi this, Tear Paddy, come tell,
What pi the man's name, that pi ringan the bell
In the Kirk o' Jerusalem, very old thing,
When good Rehoboam was Israel's King?
Ballynamony and Oro, &c.
A fine Shewish squestion for me.

It's the bellman, says Pat, by my shoul I'll be sworn,
It was Ringle Macdingle; a Highlandman born,
He was the first Highlandman history can tell,
And the Highlandmen's tongues they still ring like a bell.
Ballynamony and Oro, &c.
A sweet Irish answer for me.

Weel, Patty, says Donald, gif that pi the case,
I peg you'll no speak in your country's disgrace,
For the truth o' the story to let her now ken,
The Pats and the Highlandmens just a' ane,
Ballynamony and Oro, &c.
Let Paddy and Donald agree.