The Triumphs of Temper (11th ed.)/Canto 2

by William Hayley

CANTO II.

 

YE radiant nymphs! whose opening eyes convey
Warmth to the world, and lustre to the day!
Think what o'ershadowing clouds may cross your brain,
Before those lovely lids shall close again!
What funds of patience twelve long hours may ask,
When cold Discretion claims her daily task!
Ah! think betimes! and, while your morning care
Sheds foreign odours o'er your fragrant hair,
Tinge your light spirit with that mental sweet,
Which may not be exhal'd by passion's heat;
But charm the sense with undecaying power,
Thro' every chance of each diurnal hour!
Oh! might you all perceive your toilets crown'd
With such cosmetics as Serena found!
For, to the warning vision fondly true,
Now the quick fair-one to the toilet flew:
With keen delight her ravish'd eye survey'd
The mystic ribband on her mirror laid:
Bright shone the azure as Aurora's car,
And every spangle seem'd a living star.
With sportive grace the smiling damsel prest
The guardian cincture to her snowy breast,
More lovely far than Juno, when she strove
To look most lovely in the eyes of Jove;
And willing Venus lent her every power,
That sheds enchantment o'er the amorous hour:
For spells more potent on this band were thrown,
Than Venus boasted in her beauteous zone,
Her dazzling cestus could alone inspire
The sudden impulse of short-liv'd desire:
These finer threads with lasting charms are fraught,
Here lies the tender, but unchanging thought,
Silence that wins, where eloquence is vain,
And tones that harmonize the madd'ning brain,
Soft sighs that anger cannot hear and live,
And smiles that tell how truly they forgive;
And lively grace, whose gay diffusive light
Puts the black phantoms of the brain to flight,
Whose cheering powers thro' every period last,
And make the present happy as the past.
 Such secret charms this richer zone possest,
Whose flowers, now sparkling on Senena's breast,
Give, tho' unseen those swelling orbs they bind,
Smiles to her face, and beauty to her mind:
For now, observant of the Sprite's behest,
The nymph conceals them by her upper vest:
Safe lies the spell, no mortal may descry,
Not keen Penelope's all-piercing eye;
Who constant, as the steps of morn advance,
Surveys the houshold with a searching glance,
And entering now, with all her usual care,
Reviews the chamber of the youthful fair.
Beneath the pillow, not completely hid,
The novel lay—she saw—she seiz'd—she chid:
With rage and glee her glaring eye-balls flash,
Ah! wicked age! she cries, ah! filthy trash!
From the first page my just abhorrence springs;
For modern anecdotes are monstrous things:
Yet will I fee what dangerous poisons lurk,
To taint thy youth in this licentious work.
She said: and rudely from the chamber rush'd,
Her pallid cheek with expectation flush'd,
With ardent hope her eager spirit shook,
Vain hope! to banquet on a luscious book.
So if a priest of the Arabian feet,
In Turkish hands forbidden wine detect,
The sacred mussulman, with pious din,
Arraigns the culprit, and proclaims the sin,
Curses with holy zeal th' inflaming juice,
But cursing takes it for his secret use.
 The gay Serena, with unruffled mind.
The pleasing novel, thus unread, resign'd.
The vision on her foul such virtue left.
She only smil'd at the provoking theft;
The teasing incident she deem'd a jeft.
Nor felt the zone grow tighter on her breast.
 Now in full charms descends the finish'd fair,
For now the morning banquet claims her care;
Already at the board, with viands pil'd,
Her sire impatient sits, and chides his tardy child.
On his imperial lips rude hunger reigns,
And keener politics usurp his brains:
But when her love-inspiring voice he hears,
When the soft magic of her smile appears,
In that glad moment he at once forgets
His empty stomach, and the nation's debts:
He bends to Nature's more divine control,
And only feels the father in his soul.
Quick to his hand behold her now present
The Indian liquor of celestial scent!
Not with more grace the nectar'd cup is given
By rose-lipp'd Hebe to the lord of heaven.
While her fair hands a fresh libation pour,
Fashion's loud thunder shakes the sounding door.
The light Serena to the window springs,
On curiosity's amusive wings:
Her quick eyes sparkle with surprise, to see
The glories of a golden vis-à-vis:
Its glittering tablet gleam'd with mimic pearl,
And the rich coronet announced an earl.
The good old knight grew somewhat proud to hear
Of this new visit from the early peer:
Serena recollects the vision's truth,
And, fluttering, hopes it is the promis'd youth:
Penelope from her high chamber peeps;
There her unfinish'd charms she coyly keeps;
With sage reserve her modesty abhorr'd
To shew her morning face before a lord.
 The peer alights: the well rang'd vassals bawl
His sounding title thro' the spacious hall,
Till in the deep faloon's extremest bound
Th'ear-tickling words, "Lord Filigree" resound
As when great Hector, setting war apart,
Advanc'd to parley, with his spear atwhart,
The Greeks beheld him with a still delight,
And silent reverence stopt the rising fight;
With such respect, but unchastis'd by fear,
Sir Gilbert and the nymph first met the peer;
And, while his morning compliments commence,
The slighted breakfast stands in cold suspense.
But far unlike to Hector's ruder grace
His modern stature, and his modish face;
Nor less he differs from those barons old,
Whose arms are blazon'd on his car of gold;
Whose prostrate castle guarded once the lands,
Where, spruce in motley pride, his villa stands,
By taste erected, in her trimmest mode,
Her mushroom structure, and her quaint abode.
 As the neat daisy to the sun's broad flower,
As the French boudoir to the Gothic tower,
Such is the peer, whom fashion much admires,
Compar'd in person to his ancient fires:
For their broad shoulder, and their brawny calf,
Their coarse, loud language, and their coarser laugh,
His finer form, more elegantly slim,
Displays the fashionable length of limb:
With foreign shrugs his country he regards,
And her lean tongue with foreign words he lards;
While Gallic graces, who correct his style,
Forbid his mirth to pass beyond a smile.
As the nice workman in the wooden trade
Hides his coarse ground, with finest woods o'erlaid,
Thus our young lord, with fashion's phrase refin'd,
Fineer'd the mean interior of his mind:
And hence, in courtesy's mild lustre seen,
His spirit shone as graceful as his mien,
The artless fair, on fashion's kind report,
Thought him the mirror of a matchless court:
Much she his dress, his language much observes,
Whole finer accents prove his feeling nerves,
Her fancy now the destin'd lover spies,
But her free heart abjures the quick surmise;
Yet as he spoke, at every flattering word
The vision's promise to her thought recurr'd.
Far more parental pride contrives to blind
The good Sir Gilbert's more experienc'd mind,
Who fondly saw, and at the prospect smil'd,
A future countess in his favourite child.
But what new flutterings shook Serena's breast,
What hopes and fears the modest nymph opprest,
When with a simpering smile, and soft regard,
The peer display'd a mirth-expressive card,
Where the gay Graces, in a sportive band,
Shew the sweet art of Cipriani's hand;
Where, in their train, his airy Cupids throng,
And laughing drag a comic mask along!
"We," cries my lord, with self-sufficient joy,
Twirling, with lordly airs, the graceful toy,
"We, who possess true science, we, who give
The world a lesson in the art to live,
We for the fair a splendid fête design,
And pay our homage thus at Beauty's shrine."
He spoke! and speaking, to the blushing maid,
With modish ease, th' inviting card convey'd,
Where Mirth announc'd her masque-devoted hour
In characters intwin'd with many a flower:
The blushing maid, with eyes of quick desire,
View'd it, and felt her little soul on fire;
For of all scenes she had not yet survey'd,
Her heart most panted for a masquerade:
But her gay hopes increasing terrors drown,
And dread forebodings of her father's frown.
In mute suspense to read his thought she tries,
And strongly pleads with her prevailing eyes,
Her eyes, for doubt enchain'd her modest tongue,
While on his sovereign word her pleasure hung.
With such a tender and persuasive air
Of soft endearment, and of anxious care,
Thetis attended from th' almighty fire
His fateful answer to her fond desire:
The good old knight, like the Olympian god,
Blest the fair suppliant with his gracious nod;
Her lively spirit the kind signal took,
And her glad heart in every fibre shook.
The party settled, it imports not how,
The peer politely made his parting bow:
The nymph, with eyes that sparkled joyous fire,
Kiss'd the round cheek of her complying fire,
Then swiftly flew, and summon'd to her aid
Th' important counsel of her favourite maid,
To vent her joy, and as the moments press,
To fix that first of points, a fancy dress.
 Quick as the poet's eyes o'er nature fly,
Piercing the deep, or traversing the sky,
With such light speed her fond ideas glance
O'er play and poem, story and romance,
While all the characters she e'er has read
Flash on her brain, and fill her busy head.
 Now in Diana's form she hopes to meet
A fond Endymion sighing at her feet;
Now her proud thought terrestrial pomp assumes,
And Dian's crescent yields to Indian plumes;
Now, in the habit of the Grecian isles,
She hears some Osmin suing for her smiles,
And sees his soul that blaze of dress outshine,
Whose wealth impoverish'd a diamond mine;
Now simpler charms her quick attention draw,
The rose-crown'd bonnet, and the hat of straw,
A village maid she seems, in neat attire,
A faithful shepherd now her sole desire.
Thus, as new figures in her fancy throng,
"She's every thing by starts, and nothing long;"
But, in the space of one revolving hour,
Flies thro' all states of poverty and power,
All forms, on whom her veering mind can pitch,
Sultana, gipsy, goddess, nymph, and witch.
At length, her soul with Shakespeare's magic fraught,
The wand of Ariel fixt her roving thought;
Ariel's light graces all her heart possess,
And Jenny's order'd to prepare the dress.
It seems already bought, with fond applause;
An azure tissue, and a silver gauze;
Too soon, alas! that garb of heavenly hue
The ready mercer flashes to her view.
Ah, blind to fate! how oft the youthful belle
Feels her gay heart at sight of tissue swell!
And thinks the fashionable silk must prove
Her robe of triumph, and a spell to love!
To thee, sweet maid, whose pleasure-darting eyes
Joy in this favourite vest, an hour shall rise,
When thou shalt hate the silk so fondly sought,
And wish thy silver-spotted gauze unbought^[1]:
For busy Spleen thy trial now prepares;
Darkly she forms her unsuspected snares,
And, keen to raise her pleasure-killing storm,
Assumes Penelope's congenial form.
In that prim shape which all the Graces shun,
See the sour fiend to good Sir Gilbert run!
Where deeply pondering the public debt,
Silent he muses o'er a new gazette!
Ent'ring, she view'd, with eyes of envious spite,
The card, that spoke the masque-devoted night:
Eager she darted on the graceful toy,
And, fiercely pointing to each naked boy,
"Canst thou," she cried, in a discordant scream,
That rous'd the politician from his dream,
While with her voice the echoing chamber rings,
"^[2]Say! canst thou suffer these flagitious things?
Are these devices to thy daughter brought,
That wake such gross impurity of thought?
In vain are all the prudent words I preach,
The modest maxims that I strive to teach;
By foolish fondness of your sense beguil'd,
You still indulge and spoil the flippant child;
For me, whate'er I say is deem'd absurd;
She scorns my sage advice:—but mark my word,
If to this ball you let the hoyden run,
Your power is ended, and the girl undone,"
 The patriot knight, by interruption vext,
In his political pursuits perplext,
While he with wrath th' intruding Mischief eyed,
Stern to the false Penelope replied:
"Go, teasing prude! cease in my ears to vent
Thy envious pride, and peevish discontent!
To me of prudence canst thou vainly boast?
Of all my household thou hast plagued me most,
The joys thou blamest are thy dear delight,
By day the visit, and the ball by night:
And, tho' too old the lover to trepan,
Thy midnight dream, thy morning thought is man.
Wert thou less closely to my blood allied,
Thou should'st, to cure thee of thy canting pride,
Be sent to sigh alone o'er purling brooks,
Scold village maids, and croak to croaking rooks."
 He spoke, indignant: the sly fiend withdrew,
Nor inly griev'd; for well her force she knew.
As Indian females, in a jealous hour,
Of secret poison try the subtlest power,
Which sure, tho' slow, corrodes th' unconscious prey
And ends its triumph on a distant day:
Thus the departing fury left behind
Her venom, latent in Sir Gilbert's mind.
The hidden mischief tho' no eye observes,
He feels it fretting on his alter'd nerves;
But the kind habit of his healthy soul
Still struggled hard against its base control.
Now Spleen's dark vapours, in his bosom hid,
Prompt him the promis'd pleasure to forbid;
Now Love's soft pleadings that dire thought destroy,
And save the blossom of his daughter's joy;
Her envious aunt now serves him for a jest,
And gay good-humour reassumes his breast,
 While Spleen's dark power now sinks, and now revives,
At length the day, th' important day arrives,
Which in his breast must end the close debate,
And fix the colour of Serena's fate.
 Now comes the hour, when the convivial knight
Waits to begin the dinner's cheerful rite:
His fond heart ever with a father's pride,
Joys to behold his darling at his side;
But most the absence of her smile he feels
In the gay season of his social meals:
Hence, while for her the rich repast attends,
His hasty summons to the nymph he sends:
The happy nymph superior cares induce
To risk his anger by a rash excuse:
She craves his pardon; but, for time distrest,
She still is busy on her magic vest;
To range her diamonds in a sparkling zone
She begs to snatch her scanty meal alone.
 The knight in sullen state begins to dine:
Spleen, like a harpy, flutters o'er his wine:
Invisible she poisons every dish,
Tinging with gall his mutton, fowl, and fish.
The more he eats, the more perverse he grows;
For as his anger sunk, his choler rose.
The cloth remov'd, he cries, with vapour sick,
The pears are mellow, and the port is thick;
Tho' nicer fruit Pomona never knew,
And his rich wine surpass'd the ruby's hue!
 A thousand times his dizzy brain revolves
A stern command: now doubts and now resolves
To bid the nymph descend, and disarray'd,
Quit her dear project of the masquerade:
As oft kind nature to his heart recurr'd,
And love parental stopt the cruel word.
 Meantime, unconscious of the brooding storm,
The nymph exults in her improving form:
Gay is her smile, as those the queen of love
Darts on the Graces in her court above,
While they contrive, with love-inspiring cares,
New modes of beauty for the robe she wears.
At length, each duty of the toilet past,
The glance of triumph on the mirror cast,
Now the light wand our finish'd Ariel arms;
Glad Jenny glories in her lady's charms;
And gives full utterance, as she smooths her vest,
To the sweet bodings of Serena's breast.
 Oh! lovely bias of the female soul!
Which trembling points to pleasure's distant pole;
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O'erleaps all perils that in prospect rise,
And springing to the goal anticipates the prize!
Such was Serena's fear-discarding state;
Her eye beheld not the dark frowns of fate:
She only saw, the combat all forgot,
The triumph promised as her glorious lot.
 Now, eager to display her light attire,
The sprightly damsel seeks her sullen sire;
His gloomy brow with sportive air she kist;
Ah! how could Spleen that magic lip resist?
That voice, whose melting music might assuage
The scorpion Anger's self-tormenting rage?
For ne'er did Nature to a fire's embrace
Present a filial form of softer grace;
Or Fancy view a shape of lovelier kind
In the bright mirror of her Shakespeare's mind.
 The sulky fiend, in spite of all her art,
Had now been banish'd from the father's heart,
But that, resolv'd her utmost force to try,
She summon'd to her aid her old ally,

Published Sept^r. 1^st. 1785, by T. Cadell, Strand.

The fiery demon, temper-troubling Gout,
Who sinks the lively, and appals the stout;
Who now, assisting Spleen's malignant aim,
Shoots in quick throbbings thro' Sir Gilbert's frame.
Thus sorely pester'd by a double foe,
Galling his giddy brain, and burning toe,
The testy knight, with stern and sullen air,
Denounc'd his humour to the shuddering fair:
"Go change your dress! give up this vain delight!
I will not hear of masquerades to-night:
I must recall my word, too fondly meant,
So change your dress, and sit with me content."
 As the proud dame, whose avaricious glee
Built golden castles in the rich South Sea,
Gaz'd on her broker, when he told her first
Her wealth was vanish'd, and the bubble burst:
So gaz'd the nymph, hearing her sire destroy
Her airy palace of ideal joy.
First her fond thoughts to flattering doubt incline,
And deem the harsh command no fix'd design,
But the quick sally of a peevish word,
That love revokes the moment it is heard:
Or haply mirth, in mimic wrath exprest,
A feign'd forbiddance utter'd but in jest:
To this short hope her sinking spirit clung,
To see his softening eyes refute his tongue.
Ah, fruitless hope! for there she cannot find
The well-known signals of the friendly mind,
Stern contradiction, with the frown of fate,
On his dark visage reign'd in sullen state;
Felt in each feature, in each accent shown,
Lower'd in his look, and thunder'd in his tone,
Hence the warm bosom of the lively Fair
Now shivers with the chill of blank despair:
Now disappointment's thick'ning shadows roll
A cloud of horror o'er the darken'd soul;
And fancy, in a sick delirium tost,
Gives double value to each pleasure lost,
The blasted joys she labours to forget,
Rush on her mind, and waken keen regret:
Her cheek turns pale—the tear prepares to start,
And palpitation heaves her swelling heart.
But here, Sophrosyne! thy guardian aid
Saves from her potent foe the sinking maid.
Her bosom, into strong emotions thrown,
Now feels the pressure of thy friendly zone.
Swift thy kind cautions to her soul recur,
More quick to cancel faults than prone to err.
As the rough swell of the insurgent tides
By the mild impulse of the moon subsides,
So, by her mystic monitor represt,
The flood of passion leaves her lighten'd breast;
From her clear brain each cloudy vapour flies,
And joy's bright ray rekindles in her eyes.
Reviving gaiety full lustre spread
O'er all her features, and with smiles she said,
"Let others drive to pleasure's distant dome!
Be mine the dearer joy to please at home!"
Scarce had she spoke, when she with sportive ease
Prest her piano-forte's fav'rite keys.
O'er softest notes her rapid fingers ran,
Sweet prelude to the Air she thus began:

Sophrosyne! thou guard unseen!
Whose delicate control
Can turn the discord of chagrin
To harmony of soul!
Above the lyre, the lute above,
Be mine thy melting tone,
Which makes the peace of all we love
The bans of our own!

 So sung the nymph, not uninspir'd: the sprite
Invok'd so fondly in the mystic rite,
With richest music swell'd her warbling throat,
And gave new sweetness to her sweetest note.
As when the seraph Uriel first begun
His carol to the new-created sun,
The sacred echo shook the vast profound,
And chaos perish'd at the potent sound:
So, at the magic of Serena's strain,
Spleen vanish'd from her sire's chaotic brain;
Whose fibres, lighten'd of that load, rejoice
In the dear accents of her dulcet voice,
Much he inclines his mandate to recall,
And send the fair-one to the promis'd ball;
But stubborn pride forbids him to revoke
The solemn sentence which ill humour spoke.
Still conscious of her power, the nymph prolongs
The soft enchantment of her soothing songs;
Which his fond mind in firm attention keep,
To his fixt hour of supper and of sleep:
This now arriv'd, the knight, retiring, shed
A double blessing on his darling's head;
And with unusual exultation prest
His lovely child to his parental breast.
 Thus while to rest the happy sire withdrew,
The nymph, more happy, to her chamber flew;
And, Jenny now dismiss'd, the grateful fair
Breathes to her guardian Sprite this tender prayer:
"Thou kind preserver! whose attentive zeal
Gives me in this contented hour to feel
That dearest pleasure of a soul refin'd,
The triumph of the self-corrected mind;
If happy in the strength thy smiles impart,
I own thy favour in no thankless heart,
Still let me view thy form, so justly dear!
Still in kind visions to these eyes appear!
Thy friendly dictates teach me to fulfil!
And let thy aid avert each future ill!"
 While fond devotion taught her thus to speak,
The soft down sinks beneath her lovely cheek,
And settling on her lips, that sweetly close,
Silence, enamour'd, lulls her to repose.

 

END OF THE SECOND CANTO.

1. Nescia mens hominum fati fortisque futuræ,
   Et servare modum, rebus sublata secundis.
   Turno tempus erit, magno cum optaverit emptum
   Intactum Pallanta, et cum spolia ista diemque
   Æneid x, v. 501. & seq.Oderit.
   
   
2. Ζευ ῶατερ, ου νεμεσιζη, ορῶ.ν ταδε καρτερα εργα, &c.
   Iliad i. v. 872, et seq.