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Fantasy Writing

Once upon a time, there was a magical land called "Imaginary Land"! Everything that is fake is in Imaginary Land! Everything ever imagined, written about, drawn, or talked about goes to Imaginary Land.

So, there was once a boy named Jerry in Imaginary Land. He was on a journey to g rescue defeat rescue Princess Roxas from the evil king Wo Kanosez! If he didn't, his whole village would be destroyed! So he had to go on an adventure to the Evil King's castle.

He went through the woods first. Jerry found a squirrel, and the squirrel talked to him. They talked for a long time. Then, finally, he asked the squirrel to help him get Kanosez! He said he would.

Jerry and the squirrel started going again at midnight. They found a wooden wall made of trees. Jerry couldn't get to the end. It was miles long. The squirrel had to dig a hole to the other side, but when they got to the other side, they saw another wall just like it. This time, it had a door on it. Jerry and the squirrel went into it, and they saw blackne darkness everywhere. Then they saw a big red circle.

"What is that?" said asked the squirrel.

"I don't know," answered Jerry.

The cirlcle changed into a square. Then they heard a quiet voice. "Get out," it said.

"Who said that?", asked Jerry.

"It does not matter. Get out!"

Then, Jerry and the squirrel found themselves outside the wall. What happened, they thought. Did they teleport?

"Why do you think he told us to get out?", asked Jerry.

"Maybe the red circle was a grouchy old red circle."

Jerry laughed at the joke that the squirrel said.

They climbed over the wall and found another wall with a door on it. It had a green doorknob! They opened the door and saw a green circle instead of a red circle.

"Come in!", said the red circle.

"Huh?"

"It matters. Come in!"

"What?"

"Oh, everything I say is the opposite of what the Red Circle says."

"What is going on, though?" asked Jerry.

"These doors are alternate universes from each other. There is a red circle and a green circle. We are basically like voids."

"Do you have any nuts?", asked the squirrel.

"I can make some," said the Green Circle.

Nuts appeared. A big pile of nuts appeared. They looked fresh and ready to edible. The squirrel smacked his tongue and started eating.

"Where are we, I mean?", asked Jerry.

"Well, I've...never really named this place... It's an alternate universe." said the green circle.

"Is there anyone else who lives here besides you?"

"No, not that I know of."

"Do you know where the evil king Wo Kanosez is?"

"Yes. Yes I do."

"Where is he?"

"Want me to take you and the squirrel there?"

"Yes."

"Okay."

Jerry and the squirrel were teleported to the King's throne.

"Well, well, well... It's Jerry...and a squirrel... Let me give you my word. You won't ever defeat me." said Wo Kanosez.

"Oh, yeah? Well, I have a sword," said Jerry.

"And I still have some leftover nuts I can throw at you," said the squirrel.

"I have an electrical sword," said argued the King.

They started sword fighting. The King stabbed Jerry, and Jerry got shocked. Jerry stabbed the King, and the King almost died. The squirrel shoved a nut shell up the King's throa mouth. He choked over it, and then he died.

"We saved the village!", shouted Jerry.

"Woohoo!", shouted the squirrel.

They went back to the village. It took them hours, but they made it. Jerry and the squirrel were famous all around the village when they told their story. The story was written down 100 years ago and is now known worldwide. Jerry and the squirrel are heroes!

I, the copyright holder of this work, hereby release it into the public domain. This applies worldwide.

In case this is not legally possible:

I grant anyone the right to use this work for any purpose, without any conditions, unless such conditions are required by law.

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