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A Modern Musketeer 1 DOUGLAS FAIRBANKS


     A
   MODERN
  MUSKETEER

2 Photoplay by Allan Dwan


    Based upon
    D'ARTAGNAN 
    OF KANSAS
       by
  E. P. Lyle, Jr.

3 Directed by Allan Dwan


   Photography
        by
   Hugh McClung
       and
   Harry Thorpe

4

    Released through

Artcraft Pictures Corporation.

5

  Do you remember D'Artagnan of 

France? Can you recall the thrills you got from the adventures of that famous swash-buckling gallant of three centuries ago?

6 The advent of a strange lady.

7 "Your handkerchief, Madam."

8

 Has D'Artagnan gone forever?--

Maybe not. Perhaps it is his spirit that actuates Ned Thacker of Kansas.

9

  A lady in distress was a fly in 

Ned's ointment--and his ointment was usually full of flies.

10

  "Listen son--you've got the

wrong idea. Women want equal rights. If you want their love, give them equal lefts too."

11 "Did that big brute hurt

 mama's little Spikie?"

12

  There may be a scientific reason 

for Ned's chivalry. Let's go back to shortly before his birth.

13 Kansas must have had a

hunch he was coming.

14

  Mrs. Thacker heeded not the

elements. She was praying that the little soul to come might be a boy.

15

  "If the house holds together,

you may have an heir to- morrow."

16

  "You've been reading this sort of

thing for six months--what do you expect your child to be like?"

17

  "If I am blessed with a 

son, I pray he may be like D'Artagnan."

18

        2 + 2 = 4

Cyclone + D'Artagnan = Speed!!!

19

Mrs. Thacker's wish came true. Ned
grew up - like D'Artagnan - always

chivalrous - always misunderstood. He

finished four years of college in 
     six months - by request.

20 Once on a street car -

21 "Would you mind giving your

seat to a couple of ladies?"

22

  The stout party happened to be

the Chief of Police and this bit of chivalry cost Ned four days in "stoney lonesome".

23

  On another day--in a

gentlemen's club, after a fashionable wedding--

24

  Elsie Dodge was a sweet,

unspoiled Park Avenue flapper.

ELSIE - - - MARJORIE DAY

25

  Mrs. Dodge, struggling under a 

mountain of unpaid bills and shattered hopes, desperately looked upon Elsie as the last chance to fulfill her extravagant ambitions.

MRS. DODGE - KATHLEEN KIRKHAM

26

It was the habit of Forrest

Vandeteer to purchase anything

  he desired - and now he 
        wanted Elsie.

FORREST VANDETEER - EUGENE ORMONDE

27 "I don't want to see him.

  I don't like him."

28

  "You must see him. We

can't continue this pretense and sham forever."

29 "I want you to join me on a trans-continental auto tour."

30

  "It is so generous of you 

to include us. Elsie will be delighted."

31

  Kansas was getting on Ned's 

nerves--and Ned was getting on Kansas' nerves. It was almost time for them to part.

32

  One Sunday--when even

the wind had lost its usual "pep".

33 Mrs. Thacker was thrilling Ned

with the often read tales of
        D'Artagnan.

MRS. THACKER - - EDYTHE CHAPMAN

34 "I can't stand it. - I've got

   to get out of Kansas!"

35 "Alright, you Cyclone! - But,

 get out before you wreck 
        the house."

36 "You've done this to him--

 with that Tommy rot."

37 "I'm glad. He will always be

         a boy."

38 "Holy cats! I've got 'em again!"

39

  Like D'Artagnan of old--whose

father gave him a yellow steed on his departure for adventure--

40 "For soothe, 'tis a nobby steed."

41 So Ned set forth with a yellow "Steed" - the gift of his father.

42 The Vandeteer party encounter

 an impassable wash-out on 
        the desert.

43 "It is impossible to proceed,

        Monsieur."

44 "Can I be of any service to

         you?"

45 "Hardly--with that?"

46

  "My good man--would

you care to sell a portion of your food?"

47 "Hardly--to you."

48 "I'm hungry."

49 A man from the land of

    D'Artagnan!

50

  "With such wit, the 

Yankees will make short work of the Boche."

51

  After Fording the desert,

they reach the vicinity of El Tovar.

Note:--Please pardon the pun.

52 "Are you married?"

53 "No. Are you?"

54 "Do you speak Mule?"

55 "Hee-haw!"

56 "I beg your pardon madam -

would you mind moving?"

57 At El Tovar Hotel -

 Grand Canyon.

56 "I'll see you at the hotel?"

57 "If you have eyes!"

58 "I thank you."

59 "I thank you."

60 "Well Oscar--how did you

 like the poison gas?"

61

  "Ah, Monsieur, vous etes l'homme

le plus merveilleux que je connaisse et, je ne puis resister le desir de vous embrasser sur les joues!!!!"

62

  "Your services are appreciated

my good fellow. Of course, this does not give you the privilege of further acquaintance with the ladies."

63 "Do you know who he is?"

64 "He's Forrest Vandeteer, the

 richest man in Yonkers."

65 "Who's the girl?"

66

  "His latest victim I guess.

He's got three wives hidden away now."

67

  In a tributary canyon, where

untold centuries ago a tribe of cliff dwellers had made its home.

68

  Chin-de-dah ruled supreme. The

place was his by right of heritage and by right of might.

CHIN-DE-DAH - - FRANK CAMPEAU

69 None of his motley, law-hunted

 court of outcasts dare
       oppose him.

70 James Brown of New York

    - fugitive.

JAMES BROWN - TULLY MARSHALL

71 "This place is lonely--I must

     get me a woman."

72 "You mean a squaw."

73 "I mean a white woman."

74

  "What kind of a white 

woman would come here with you?"

75

"The one I choose to bring -

pretty ones come to El Tovar."

76 "Some white man 'll cut your

        heart out."

77 "No man can harm Chin-de-

    dah--I am King."

78 The guarded entrance to the canyon where death awaits

     the intruder.

79 After dinner at El Tovar.

   The Hopi Dance.

80 "Please remember you are

Mr. Vandeteer's guest."

81 "Golly--what a gully!"

82 "It makes me feel so

   unimportant."

83 "You're in trouble--what

       is it?"

84 "With all this bigness, I guess

  my troubles don't matter."

85

  "That is right. What was God's

purpose to so rend the earth under this majestically fretted dome as to horribly shake our dispositions with thoughts far beyond the reach of our souls?"

86 "You have a nice speaking

        voice."

87 "That's the one I want!"

88 "How!"

89 "Scrambled."

90 "If you want a special guide,

     I will take you."

91 "Oh, no you won't."

92 Next morning Chin-de-dah is

    hired by Barris.

93 "I want to go away from the main road,

  where people don't usually go!"

94 "Where are you going?"

95 "Riding! And you?"

96 "Riding!"

97 A recognition.

98 "This is my private party. You can find

 the ordinary guide in the stable."

99 "I'm not invited!"

100 "Can I have a word, Madam!"

101 "Will you really allow this monkey to

      marry your daughter?"

102 "I beg your pardon!"

103 "Sit down - and let me speak!"

104 Ned's natural boyishness charms Mrs.

 Dodge - and brings back to her 

memories of her own sacrificed ideals.

105 "Do you really want your only child to sacrifice everything beautiful in life - just to... Well, you know what I mean!"

106 "You are a nice boy!"

107 "Go after them, and bring her back!"

108 "Who was the man with the young

           lady?"

109 "His name is Barris!"

110 "I couldn't want a worse destiny for

              him!"

111 "What do you mean?"

112 "Chin-de-dah will probably drop him in

        the Colorado river!"

113 "Chin-de-dah will not hurt the girl, he'll

  just marry her - Chin-de-dah style."

114 "Don't go after them. Let Chin-de-dah

 rid the world of Forrest Barris!"

115 "What kind of a man are you? A young

   woman in distress! Will you
  immediately help me save her!"

116

"You will not reach them before the
canyon, and you cannot enter - even

with an entire regiment. The only way

          is - from above."

117 The look-out.

118 "Chin-de-dah has gone to get a new

           woman!"

119 "Do you remember what happened to

        the last one?"

120 Close to Chin-de-dah's camp...

121 "Now we'll just take the elevator!"

122 "We are having a party tonight,

   I am getting married!"

123 "You're getting married? How amusing!

      May I see the bride?"

124 "How dare you be so insolent?"

125 "You buy what you want... me take

 what I want. And me want her!"

126 "I'll have you arrested for this!"

127

"No-one arrest Chin-de-dah. Me put

you in Colorado river. Colorado river don't say anything. Colorado river is

        very, very quiet...!"

128 "Where you come from?"

129

  "From Kansas, the home

of the really great cyclones!"

130 "Take the others out of here, while I

      guard this scarecrow!"

131 "You can't hurt Chin-de-dah!"

132 "I don't intend to hurt you, my friend.

But this Browning might put a few 
          holes in you!"

133 "Aren't we cosy lying here!"

134 "Do you recognize me, Forrest Barris?"

135 "Don't you remember National City?

       I am James Brown!"

136 "And now is the moment

  when you pay up!"

137

 "You made the others think I was

behind that scam of yours. You took my

   wife and kids away from me!"

138 "Write what I tell you!"

139 "Now you're back in business!"

140 "I will get the guard away from the pass

      - you wait for the signal!"

141 "I'll take this - as a souvenir!"

142 "I will give you 100,000 Dollars if you

         can save my life!"

143 "Write it down, old man

- so you don't forget!"

144 "If you try to cheat James Brown,

 I'll come and turn you into 
       powdered sugar!"

145 "I'll share the 100,000 Dollars

         with you!"

146 Ned learns that chivalry, like virtue,

      receives its reward.

THE END


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