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 "So God created Man in

His own image, in the image of God created He him; Male and Female created He them."

Genesis 1:27.

2 And filling her own little niche

 in this Divine Creation, among

the tangled Destinies of fashion- able Loam House, London - lives "Tweeny", a little Scullery Maid.

Lila Lee.

3 The Earl of Loam, whose

 aristocratic eyes will one

day learn to distinguish the difference between Blue Blood and Red.

Theodore Roberts.

4 The Honorable Ernest Woolley,

a cousin to Lord Loam;
who pays fabulous sums in
restaurants, yearly, for the
  privilege of handing his
  hat to an attendant.

Raymond Hatton.

5 Lady Agatha Lasenby, youngest

 daughter of Lord Loam; who

is to find - like most beauties - that the condition of her face is less important, than to learn to face conditions.

Mildred Reardon.

6 Lady Mary Lasenby, eldest

 daughter of Lord Loam; who

is to learn, that hands are not only to be manicured, but to work with - heads not only to be dress- ed, but to think with - hearts not only to beat, but to love with!

Gloria Swanson.

7 William Crichton, the

 admirable Crichton -

Butler in Lord Loam's household.

Thomas Meighan.

8

 "Young man, you are 

taking a short cut to the gallows!"

9 Humanity is assuredly

 growing cleaner - but is

it growing more artistic?

 Women bathe more often,

but not as beautifully as did their ancient Sisters.

 Why shouldn't the Bath

Room express as much Art and Beauty as the Drawing Room?

10

 "You've been growing

careless lately, about my bath - I don't want it over 90 degrees!"

11 If anyone had told the great

 Lady and the little Scullery

Maid, of Loam House, that their destinies were to be insepara- bly bound together, each would have opened her pretty eyes - and laughed!

12 "What dire Offense from

  slender Causes springs -

What mighty Contests rise

    from trivial Things!"

13

 "The toast is spoiled -

it's entirely too soft!"

14

 "Are you sure, my lady,

that the toast is the only thing that's spoiled?"

15 Comparisons are odious -

 and sometimes dangerous.

16 "That will do, Crichton!"

17 "The love of Learning, in

          sequestered nooks -

And all the sweet serenity

                    of Books,

Make High and Low, and

       King and Peasant, kin."

18 Or ever the knightly years were gone

 With the old world to the grave,

I was a King in Babylon

 And you were a Christian Slave.

19

 "I wouldn't be nobody's 

slave - I wouldn't!"

20

 "Unless maybe your 

slave, Sir!"

21

 "Aggie dear - have you

seen the second volume of Henley's Poems?"

22 I saw, I took, I cast you by,

 I bent and broke your pride.

23

 "Ernie dear - did you

see the second volume of Henley's Poems?"

24

 "Crichton, I'm looking

for the second volume of Henley's Poems."

25 Or ever the knightly years were gone

 With the old world to the grave,

I was a King in Babylon

 And you were a Christian Slave.

26

 "I had no idea, Crichton,

that you were interested in ancient Babylonian Kings!"

27 But there is one who - though

 knowing little of "Babylonian 

Kings" - is extensively in- formed on certain "Queens" in the Cleopatra Ballet - Lord Brockelhurst,

Robert Cain.

28

 "Him and her are keepin'

company, ain't they?"

29

 "Whisky and Soda

for Lord Brockelhurst, Crichton."

30 Of what concern should it be

to a humble Butler - that a

great Lord, and a great Lady were soon to wed?

31 Tea-time - the time of

 confidences - brings

Lady Eileen Duncraigie and her tangled love- affairs, to her best friend for advice.

32

 "We're just completing our 

plans for a yachting trip to the South Seas, Eileen - why don't you join us?"

33

 "Thank you, I'm afraid I 

can't - I just ran over for a little chat with Mary."

34

 "Mary, a friend of mine is

desperately in love with a man beneath her in station, who loves her and wants to marry her - do they stand any chance for happiness?"

35

 "He's - he's her

chauffeur!"

36

 "Would you put a Jack Daw

and a Bird of Paradise in the same cage? It's kind to kind, Eileen - and you and I can never change it!"

37

 "Frown all you want, 

Mary, but there's one thing you can't frown down - and that is Love!"

38

 "Rather democratic you

servants are getting!"

39

 "One cannot tell what may be 

in a man, my Lady. If all were to return to Nature tomorrow, the same man might not be master - nor the same man servant - Nature would decide the matter for us!"

40 "Swiftly glides the bonnie boat,

 Just parted from the shore -

Ah, tell me how my Laddie fares, Whom I may see no more."

      ___________
 But possibly ignorance on this

subject - in Lady Mary's case - is "bliss."

41 Cross Currents.

42

 "I suppose, if one married

his chauffeur, one would soon tire of him - get it?"

43

 "The whole affair is

ridiculous - it's exactly as if I were to marry Crichton!"

44 And there it might have ended,

 had they not been blown

by the Winds of Chance into uncharted Tropic Seas - with Destiny, unsmiling, at the Wheel.

45

 "I shipped as lady's maid

to be near Mr. Crichton - and he ain't even looked at me, since I've been on the boat!"

46 Or ever the knightly years were gone

 With the old world to the grave,

I was a King in Babylon

 And you were a Christian Slave.

47

 "This boat is for the 

ladies, my Lord - I'll get the other ready, in a moment!"

48 "Where is Lady Mary?"

49

 "I won't leave until

I find Lady Mary!"

50 Suddenly - like mists melting

 before the sun - she was no

longer a great lady to him - but just a "woman" - a very helpless and beautiful woman.

51

 "Where is Father -

haven't any of you seen him?"

52

 "You're all cold and

wet, ain't you?"

53 "Habit," the strongest element

 in human nature, refuses

to be jolted. And the Loam House- hold - used to being called when its perfumed bath is ready - has not yet learned that Nature's "alarm-clock" is the rising sun.

54

 "I'm going to see what I

can find at the wreck - you and the others go down to the rocks and get some mussels."

55

 "I am, as always when

near you, dear Agatha - pressing my suit!"

56

 "I want the crystal 

of your watch - to build a fire."

57

 "It's getting rather late, 

you know, Crichton - we wish you'd hurry breakfast!"

58

 "Go to the brook

- and get me a pail of water."

59

 "You know, Crichton,

carrying water somehow - always makes me turn pale. Good, isn't it, 'Pale' - 'Pail'!"

60

 "Tweeny, I'm going to

the brook with Mr. Ernest - don't leave the fire!"

61

 "The next time you 

substitute a 'pun' for honest effort - the same thing will happen!"

62

 "It is I, not Crichton,

who am paying you your salary, Tweeny!"

63

 "My Lady - all of us may spend 

the remainder of our lives on this island; the only coin that any one of us will be paid in will be Ser- vice! Those who are not willing to serve - are apt to find them- selves both cold and hungry!"

64

 "Do I understand you to 

mean, Crichton, if my Sister and I do not work - there will be no dinner for us?"

65

 "Quick, quick -

a tiger cat!"

66

 "Father dear, now that you

have been spared to us - you must assert your position as chief person on this Island!"

67

 "Crichton, the question of

leadership on this Island must be settled once for all! I - who was born a peer - must naturally take the lead!"

68

 "We had nothing to do with

arranging leadership in England, my Lord - we shall have nothing to do with it here. But, in the meantime, I must trouble Lady Mary for that gold lace trim- ming - it will make an excellent fish-net."

69

 "You will either instantly

apologize, Crichton - or take a month's notice!"

70

 "Then, perhaps, if Crichton

won't leave us - we can leave him!"

71 It is one thing to be a

 Peer in England - and

another to be a Peer in the Jungle!

72 It is one thing to be brave

 when the Sun is gaily

shining - but quite another to be brave in the Dark.

73

 "Is it possible, Ernest, that

a Graduate of Oxford knows less than a Butler, how to keep a shivering woman warm?"

74

 "I'm just as hungry as 

you are - but I don't find humble-pie an interesting diet - I'd starve first."

75

 "Do you think, Crichton, you

could spare my daughter, Agatha, a bit of your soup?"

76

 "I don't like to leave

you, my Lady - but that soup do smell so good."

77 You may resist hunger -

 you may resist cold - but

the Fear of the Unseen, can break the strongest will.

78 Under the whip-lash of Necessity

 - They come, in time, to find

that the Wilderness is cruel only to the Drone. That her grassy slopes may clothe the Ragged - her wild boar feed the Hungry - her wild goats fill the Thirsty. In short, that abundant Nature, waits to serve Mankind.

79 When the cat's away

 - the Mouse has a

most extraordinary method of Mourning.

80

 "The servants at Loam

House have just been given their notice, my Lady - and I hoped that you might be able to place me."

81 "There is a Tide in the affairs

 of Men, Which, taken at

the flood, leads on to Fortune!"

          ____________
 And so the second anniversary

of the Wreck finds Crichton's Kingship unchallenged - his in- coming "tide", at the flood.

82

 "One pull on this lever

will light a signal fire - high up on the cliff!"

83

 "If a ship ever passes, you

could signal her with this. And then, perhaps - Home!"

84 "In the Kitchen or Parlor,

 Or Field with the clover -

Women are Women, The Wide World over!"

85 Or ever the knightly years were gone

 With the old world to the grave,

I was a King in Babylon

 And you were a Christian Slave.

86

 "I'm going to

serve him!"

87

 "It was my night 

for waiting on you!"

88 "Where are the figs?"

89

 "The figs are gone - and

you know he specially asked for figs tonight!"

90

 "You serve the dinner -

and I'll run up to the tree by the old ruins, and pick some more!"

91

 "Why did you let Mary

go to the ruins at this time of night - don't you know it's the drinking place of the Leopards!"

92 "They say the Lion and

 the Lizard keep The

Courts where Jamshyd gloried, and drank deep -"

93

 "That wonderful look of

fear in your eyes, makes me almost forget - England!"

94

 "Sometimes, Crichton, I could

almost believe that you were a King in Babylon!"

95

 "If I was a King in

Babylon - then you were the Christian Slave!"

96

 "I'll tame thee, never

fear - my pretty, snarling Tiger-Cat!"

97 "I saw, I took, I cast you by -

 I bent and broke your pride -"

98

 "Bring forth - the sacred

Lions of Ishtar!"

99

 "Choose thine own fate:

yield thou to me willingly, or thou shalt know the fitting cage we've built for thee - O, Tiger Woman!"

100

 "Through lives and lives,

thou shalt pay - O, King!"

101 "I know I've paid, through

                 lives and lives!

But I loved you then -

           and I love you now!"

102 "Ah, my Beloved, Fill the

             Cup that clears

To-day of past Regrets and

             Future Fears -

To-morrow? Why, Tomorrow

                  I may be

Myself with Yesterday's Sev'n

              Thousand Years."

103

 "To the future

Mrs. Crichton!"

104

 "You sly old Fox -

you'll get a lot of tid- bits out of this!"

105

 "Wilt thou have this

woman to thy wedded wife?"

106 "Wait - see! A ship - a ship!"

107

 "Do you know what that 

means, Mary - it means that he's coming back to me!"

108

 "It means that "Babylon" 

has fallen, Mary - and that Bill Crichton must play the game!"

109

 "It's a dream - isn't it, 

Crichton? There isn't really any ship!"

110

 "Let me show you some of 

the more or less ingenious devices that I have contrived to make! After all - education does tell, doesn't it?"

111 "My Lady!"

112

 There is none to
   salute him now

- unless we do it.

113 So easily does Human Nature slip

 back into its accustomed groove

that the Loams, once Home, await as eagerly their perfumed bath, as if they'd never bathed in Jungle streams - eat their expensive meals as calmly, as if they'd never begged for soup - give orders to their Butler as coolly, as if in a Forgotten Yesterday - they had not called him "King"!

114

 "It was in the old Ruins

- and the Leopard was just about to spring, as I let fly my arrow -"

115

 "Youth will be youth - even

on an island, Crichton! Now, I suppose there was a certain amount of - sentimentalizing going on, wasn't there?"

116

 "There was as little equality

on the Island as elsewhere, my Lady - in fact, I didn't even take my meals with the family!"

117

 "To the future

Lady Brockelhurst!"

118

 "Tell Lady Mary that an

old friend of hers, wishes to see her."

119 "Dinner is served."

120

 "I'm desperate, Mary - and I've

come to ask you to help my husband get work. My own family have cast me off, because I married a chauffeur - and his friends won't accept me!"

121

 "I'd like to reward you, 

Crichton, for your faithful- ness to her Ladyship, on the Island!"

122

 "A Cat may look at a

Queen, my Lord."

123

 "If you really loved him,

Eileen, it wouldn't matter whether he were King or Chauffeur! I know because I, too, love someone - and I'm willing to give up everything for him!"

124

 "Don't believe the story-

books, Mary - Love isn't everything! There is Hered- ity - and Tradition - and London!"

125

 "It's about Tweeny and me,

I wanted to speak, my Lady. As soon as you can conven- iently replace us - we are to be married - and sail for America!"

126

 "I wish you -

every happiness!"

127 "You may break, you may shat-

 ter the vase, if you will -
But the scent of the Roses will

hang round it still!"

        ____________
So does a great sacrifice shed

its fragrance over a life-time - long after the Flower of Love is gone.

128

 "I understand, my dear, why

you postponed our marriage: You loved Crichton - the admir- able Crichton! But since I'll still be waiting for you at the Judgment Day, don't you think you might - reconsider?"

The End.

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