Base-Ball Ballads/The Real Springtime

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Base-Ball Ballads
by Grantland Rice
The Real Springtime
4544765Base-Ball Ballads — The Real SpringtimeGrantland Rice

THE REAL SPRINGTIME.

I do not care about the spring
Of which the high-browed poets sing—
Of vines, where budding blossoms cling,
And all that sort of blooming thing.
I care not for the triolet
Which boosts the early violet,
Nor buzzing bees, nor budding tree,
Nor scented stuff upon the breeze;
The bard who brays of meadows green
To me is balmy in the bean.

I do not care about the spring,
Of happy larks upon the wing,
Of mocking birds that rise and sing,
And all that fuzzy sort of thing;
I care not for the "April snow,"
Of white bloom wafted to and fro,
"The sunlit weather," purple heather,
Lovers-down-the-lane-together;
The dope who draws this brand of throb
To me is knotty in the knob.

But hail—thrice hail—the golden spring
Which ushers in the spitball "fling;"
The echo of the three-base "bing,"
Which makes the Bugland welkin ring;
The shout across the Great Divide
Of "Slide, you bonehead lobster, slide!"
The mighty roar that sings the score,
The chance to lap the umpire's gore;
T'ell with your mocking bird's spring call—
Give me the melody, "Play ball."