In Other Words/Managerial Tradition

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Managerial Tradition

If one should say that Boston girls were pretty and athletic—
As many of them very likely be—
If one should say Chicago maids were cultured and esthetic
And Philadelphia fairies fast and free—

If one depict a Western girl that isn’t known as “breezy,”
If one should say a Gotham girl were slow—
It all would be veracious and it should be very easy;
But who would ever dare produce the show?