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           supply him no more. He knew his grand-
           mother had plenty of money, but she
           would give him none; but the old woman
           had a good black cow of her own, which
           Tom went to the fields one evening and
           catches, and takes her to an old waste
           house, which stood at a distance from any
           other, and there he kept her two or three
           days giving her meat and drink at night
           when it was dark, and made the old
           woman believe somebody had stolen the
           cow for their winter's mart, which was
           grief enough to the old woman, for the
           loss of her cow. However she employs
           Tom to go to a fair that was near by,
           and buy her another: she gives him three
           pounds which Tom accepts of very thank-
           fully, and promises to buy her one as like
           the other as possibly he could get; then he
           takes a piece of chalk, and brays it as
           small as meal, and steeps it in a little
           water and there with rubs over the cow's
           face and back, which made her baith
           brucket and rigget. So Tom in the
           morning, takes the cow to a public house
           within a little of the fair, and left her till
           the fair was over, and then drives her
           home before him; and as soon as they
           came home, the cow began to rout as she
           used to do, which made the old woman
           to rejoice, thinking it was her own cow