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           fatigued with her night's diversion and
           for want of rest, fell fast asleep with her
           hands extended in the tub, and standing
           on her feet, with her belly leaning on the
           tub; Tom perceiving this, slips her pet-
           ticoat and smoke over her head, facing
           the high way; several people passing by,
           while she continued in this posture, some
           of them were diverted with the sight, and
           others were ashamed at it; but a poor
           cadger bad the misfortune to be coming
           that way at the time, and his horse taking
           fright at this unusual sight, threw off his
           creels, and broke the poor man's eggs
           ail to smash; which so enraged him that
           he lashed her buttucks with his whip, in
           such an unmerciful manner, that with the
           smart and shame together she had not the
           least inclination to sleep for the remaining
           part of the day.
             Tom being grown up to the years and
           age of a man, thought himself wiser and
           slyer than his father: and there were
           several things about the house which he
           liked better than to work; so he turned
           to be a dealer amongst brutes, a couper
           of horses and cows, &c., and even wet
           ware, amongst the brewers, and brandy
           shops, until he cowped himself to the
           toom halter, and then his parents would