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                   to be in other houses, where he got meat
                   and diversion.
                     Leper being resolved on revenge against
                   his mistress for her thin kail, no kitchen,
                   and little bread; for though flesh was boiled
                   in the pot none for poor Leper and his master,
                   but a little bit on sundays, and all the bones
                   were kept and put in the pot, to make the
                   broth through the week. Leper perceived
                   always when she took of the pot, she turned
                   her back and took out the flesh, and set it
                   on a shelf in her own bed-room; one night
                   after work, he steals out a pan, cuts a piece
                   of flesh out of a dead horse, and then goes
                   to a lime kiln, and boils it; next day his
                   master being from home, his landlady and
                   him being in the house, after she had set of
                   the pot as usual, and taken out her bit of
                   good beef, he goes out for some time and
                   then comes in, saying, the minister's lass is
                   wishing to see you, to go directly and speak
                   to her mistress. Off she goes in all haste,
                   Leper runs and takes away her bits of good
                   meat, and lays down his horse flesh; and
                   knowing she would return in a passion, and
                   sit down with a soss in her cushion chair, as
                   she used, he takes a large pin, and staps it
                   straight through the cushion with its head
                   on the chair and the point to her backside.
                   So in she comes in a rage, and down she
                   sits with all her weight on the pin point,