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                   and she roars out murder! murder! for she
                   was sticket in the a--e: the neighbours
                   came running in, and Leper went out with
                   his bit of good beef, leaving the wives to
                   doctor his landlady's doup, as they pleased;
                   he still denied the doing of it, and his master
                   believed it might happen accidently, but
                   the houdie was very oft to be had before it
                   was got hale again; and his landlady by
                   eating of the horse beef, took such a loath-
                   ing at flesh, that Leper and his master got
                   all the beef ever after, and his landlady
                   turned one of the kindest mistresses a pren-
                   tice could wish for.
                     There was a neighbour wife on whom
                   Leper used to play tricks sometimes, for
                   which she came and complained to his mas-
                   ter and had him severely beaten several
                   times, Leper resolved to be revenged on
                   her, so one night he came to the backside
                   of the house, (no one being in but herself)
                   and took up a big stone, and runs along the
                   rough wall with all his strength, which roar-
                   ed like thunder in the inside of the house,
                   and frighted the wife so, that she thought
                   the house was tumbling down about her ears,
                   and she ran out and sat down at a distance,
                   looking every minute when the house would
                   fall down, till her husband came home and
                   persuaded her to go in, to whom she told
                   the above story; hout tout, daft tapie,' said