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                      such a mans dog, which had the rope in its
                      teeth; they all cried out, the deil's i' the
                      cur, the deil's i' the dog,' then took up stones
                      and felled poor colley, and the devil got the
                      blame of making the dog ring the bell.--
                      This spread Leper's fame, for being one of
                      the wisest and most courageous tailors that
                      was in all the kingdom; and many shaking
                      their heads, said, 'it was a pity he was a
                      tailor, but a captain or general of an army,
                      as the devil could not fear him.'
                        After this a farmer in the neighbourhood
                      hearing the fame of Leper, how he had
                      frighted the deil frae being a bellman, sent
                      for him to an alehouse, and drank with him
                      very heartily, and told him he was sadly
                      borne down by a spirit of jealousy against
                      his wife: and a suspicion of her being too free
                      with a servant lad he had before; and if he
                      would keep it a secret and learn him to find it
                      out, he would give his mother a load of meal,
                      to which Leper agreed; so he gave thee
                      poor supposed cockold instructions how to behave.
                      So home he goes, and feins himself very sick,
                      and every day worse and worse, taking
                      death to him; blesses his three small child-
                      ren, and charges his wife not to marry
                      until his children could do something for
                      themselves, this hypocritical woman takes a
                      crying, Aha! marry, she would never mar-
                      ry! no no there should never a man lie by