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                   my side, or kiss my lips, after thee, my ain
                   dear lamb Johnny. Then he acts the dead
                   man as well as he possibly could, the neigh-
                   bours were called in, and he’s fairly o’erseen,
                   as the old saying is, before good neigh-
                   bours. The sorrowful widow made sad
                   lament, wrung her hands and tore her hair.
                   -—The reverend women about began to dress
                   the corpse, asked her for a shirt. Ay, ay,
                   said she, he has twa new linen sarks, and
                   there is an auld ane in the bottom o’ the
                   kist, that nae body can wear, ony things
                   good enough for the grave; well, said
                   they, we must have some linen for a wind-
                   ing sheet, a weel, quo’ she, I ha’e twa cut
                   o’ linen i’ the kist neuk, but there’s a pare
                   o’ auld linen sheets, hol’d i’ the middle,
                   may do well enough, I had need to be care-
                   fu’, I’m a poor widow the day, wi’ three sma’
                   bairns.
                     Well, the corpse is dressed, and laid on
                   the tap of the big chest, while neighbours
                   sat by her condoling her misfortune, and
                   how the funeral raisins were to be provided,
                   said one the coffin must need be seen about
                   first. Ay ay, he has some new deals in the
                   barn, he bought them to make a bed o’,
                   but we’ll no break them, there’s the auld
                   barn door, and the caff kist will do well
                   enough, ony thing’s gude enough to gang
                   to the grave wi’; but O quo’ she send for