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                     Sandy, my honest auld servant, and he'll
                     see every thing right done; I'll tell him
                     where he'll get siller to do any thing wi',
                     he's the lad that will not see me wrang'd;
                     then Sandy comes wrying his face, and
                     rubbing his eyes. O Sandy, there's a sad
                     alteration here, and ba-a she cries like a
                     bitten calf, O sirs, will ye gang a' butt the
                     house till I tell ye what to do; butt they
                     went, and there she fell a kissing of Sandy,
                     and said, now, my dear, the auld chattering
                     ghaist is awa and we'll get our will o' ither;
                     be as haining of every thing as ye can, for
                     thou kens it's a' thy ain; but the corpse'
                     sister and some other people coming in, ben
                     they came to see the corpse, lifts up the
                     cloth off his face, and seeing him all in a
                     pour of sweat, said heigh he's a bonny corp,
                     and a lively like colour. When he could no
                     longer contain himself to carry on the joke,
                     but up he got among them, a deal of people
                     ran for it, and his wife cried out, O my dear
                     do you ken me? Ay you base jade and
                     whore, better than ever 1 did. Jumps on
                     the floor, gets his staff and runs after Sandy,
                     and catches him in the fields, a little from
                     the house;---ate and drank with his sister
                     and neighbours who came to see his corpse,
                     and poor Sandy went home with a skin full
                     of terror, and a sorting of sore bones, took a
                     sore fever and died a few days after, so he