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                 got quit of his cockolder, and Leper's mother
                 got her load of meal.
                   Leper's mother was a careful industrious
                 wife, but as the bye-word is, 'a working
                 mother makes a dally daughter,' and so it
                 happened here, for she had two gleakit sluts
                 of daughters, that would do nothing but lie
                 in their bed in the morning, till, as the say-
                 ing is, 'the sun was like to burn a hole in
                 their backsides.' The old woman, who was
                 bleaching some cloth, was very early at
                 work in the mornings, and Leper's patience
                 being worn out with the laziness of his two
                 sisters, he resolved to play a trick on them,
                 for their reformation, so he goes and gets a
                 mortcloth, and spread it on the bed above
                 them, and sends the dead bell through the
                 town, inviting the people next day at four
                 o'clock afternoon to the burial of his two
                 sisters, for they had died suddenly; this
                 brought all the neighbouring wives in, who
                 one after another lifted up the mortcloth,
                 and said, with a sigh, they've gone to their
                 rest, a sudden call indeed! Their aunt
                 hearing of this sudden news, came running
                 in all haste, and coming where the jades'
                 mither was at work, and was ignorant of the
                 story, she cries out, Fye upon ye, woman,
                 fye upon ye! What's the matter, sister,
                 says she, what's the matter! I think you
                 might let your wark stand for a'e day, when