When a young blood spieth dolly,
Cutely mincing- Fourteenth Street;
Then the young- blood smileth sweetly,
And, stranger e'en, doth greet :
Replies she smilingly "Good evening!"
Surely she is fly!
Too, overjoyed because of having
Bewitched a stalwart "guy."
"Little tootsy-wootsy ! " cries guy,
"Art ravishingly cute!
Thou art, yea, a pretty Pussie ! Pussie, Pussie ! ! !
Ne'er saw I such a beaut!"
Answereth she in mellifluous voice:
"And I 'Strong Hans' thee call !
Thy frame so large and powerful !
Not spindling thou, yet tall !"
They acquainted barely minute,
Such confidences express!
As only hubby — hidden, secret —
Doth glad to spouse confess:
Bold gallant the French doll calls "Wifie !"
While she e'en feels that he
To her already united is —
The twain, twin souls, to be!
Reader, never heardst thou such words !
Much mush! (as"Kiddo! Kiddo !"— "Kitty ! Kitty!"[1])
- ↑ Seemingly natural language of "pup love", the girl repeating the former a hundred times in five minutes, and the adolescent the latter. Both also cry these words simultaneously while gazing into each other's eyes.
