The Works of the Rev. Jonathan Swift/Volume 17/Two or Three, or a Receipt to Make a Cuckold

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1676936The Works of the Rev. Jonathan Swift, Volume 17
— Two or Three, or a Receipt to Make a Cuckold
c. 1710-1730Jonathan Swift

TWO OR THREE:

OR, A RECEIPT TO MAKE A CUCKOLD.

TWO or three visits, and two or three bows,
Two or three civil things, two or three vows,
Two or three kisses, with two or three sighs,
Two or three Jesuses and let-me-dies,

Two or three squeezes, or two or three towzes,
(With two or three thousand pound lost at their houses)
Can never fail cuckolding two or three spouses.