Translation:Catullus 56

by Catullus

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O, Cato, what an absurdly funny thing, worthy for you to hear and laugh at! Laugh, as much as you love Catullus, Cato. The thing is too absurd and funny. I just found a young boy having sex with a girl: May it please Diona, I attacked him with my rigid thing, using it as a spear.	Ō rem rīdiculam, Catō, et iocōsam Dignamque auribus et tuō cachinnō. Rīdē, quidquid amās, Catō, Catullum: Rēs est rīdicula et nimis iocōsa. Dēprendī modo pūpulum puellae Trūsantem: hunc ego, sī placet Diōnae, Prō tēlō rigidā meā cecīdī.	56.1 56.2 56.3 56.4 56.5 56.6 56.7